A Letter on Behalf of all Chipmunks

I shouldn't even have to tell people this but here I am doing the world
YET ANOTHER FAVOR.
If your thinking about getting a parrot to do the job
THAT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL A CHIPMUNK IS MORE THEN CAPABLE OF DOING,
DON'T!
The number of parrots employed these days is astronomical.
The average chipmunk is not only jobless but homeless as well.
Just take a walk around your city or through the woods, then you tell me how many parrots you see flying around- homeless.
Try it. You will understand that the epidemic of homeless chipmunks has got to end.
Thank you.