Sociopath Haiku number 12

Better HIM then me/
Chainsaw massacre for Cash/
Amateur face lifts!

Voices Use words

The voices in her head were doing some spoken word.
All her personalities sitting around in the coffee shop of her mind, sipping away.
oohhing and aahhing to the frenzied tempo of the current poem slammer.
Slam after slam, line after line.
She freezes up, tense-she forgets who she is.
"A blue drizzle of hate rains down on the afterthought of love for my fellow human being-(dramatic pause) being alive is seeing "
She wonders why she just said that- she has never heard of a poetry slam, that’s o.k. though, poetry slams have never heard of her.

A Letter on Behalf of all Chipmunks

I shouldn't even have to tell people this but here I am doing the world
YET ANOTHER FAVOR.
If your thinking about getting a parrot to do the job
THAT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL A CHIPMUNK IS MORE THEN CAPABLE OF DOING,
DON'T!
The number of parrots employed these days is astronomical.
The average chipmunk is not only jobless but homeless as well.
Just take a walk around your city or through the woods, then you tell me how many parrots you see flying around- homeless.
Try it. You will understand that the epidemic of homeless chipmunks has got to end.
Thank you.