Sociopath Haiku number 11

Your cough made me sick --
I cough on produce at store --
you're welcome swine flu!

Sociopath Haiku number 10

Zombies eat your brains --
Vampires drink up your blood --
Me? I eat toe-nails!

Sociopath Haiku number 9

I'm a jealous man --
I did it for you my love --
Blunt force trauma, JOY!

Sociopath Haiku number 8

Excuse me sir but --
Is this real blood on my hands? --
Oh, sorry you're dead.

Sociopath Haiku number 7

I am not your cat --
You are not your mothers car --
I know your secrets!

Sociopath Haiku number 6

Dogs talk about Mark --
He is a friend I must KILL --
The voices are glad.

Sociopath Haiku number 4 (7/5/7 form)

I'll bring you the food and drink --
Your lunch break is short --
I kill those who tip quarters!